“He is not a very good demon. He’s good at sort of snarl and the swagger and pretending that he’s terribly cynical, but actually his problem is that he’s a bit too…too much heart, really.” - DAVID TENNANT
i actually do not think aziraphale is gonna kiss crowley all tenderly he is gonna rip his glasses off throw them on the floor grab his collar and kiss crowley with the same ferocity he kissed him with. aziraphale is ravenous. he’s already had his first taste. that shit is not gonna be sweet and gingerly. it’s gonna be pornographic. like the ox
rip to everyone upset about the ending of good omens s2 but im diffeerent. neil gaiman look at me i want it to get worse. i want crowley and aziraphale to be absolutely miserable in the beginning of season 3. i want aziraphale to crawl under his desk and cry every three minutes. i want crowley to lock himself into the bentley and listen to hozier and to see someone eating and start bawling immediately because it reminds him of aziraphale
you’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and- well you’re not actually in the car with him, but he’s driving it and you can feel it (because its your car), and being on the phones practically the same- and you’re trying not to tell him you love him and you’re trying to choke down the feeling- which is easier then usual right now because he’s driving under the speed limit which he knows you hate- and you’re trembling (he’s eating a travel sweet- is he trying to kill you?) but he- why is the car YELLOW now this what the fuck-
season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie
“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox
Absolutely love that we’re bringing the ox into this because it implies that not only would they have sex, they would do it to an extent that no human is even capable of
i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it’s important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life
